Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 1, 2016

e Comics Tonic from Beverly Hills

Beverly Hillbillies - Tonic

JED
Whatcha cookin Granny?  

GRANNY
Done cooked and cooled.  
That's my spring tonic.  

JED
Hmm, got a dandy head on it this year.
How come you fixed up a big batch?
You fixin' to tonic the whole town of Beverly Hills?

GRANNY
That's just a starter, then I'm gonna
commence on the rest of the country.

JED
Everybody?

GRANNY
No.
Just the Democrats and Republicans.

JED 
They need tonic n do they?

GRANNY
Why Jed they're in such bad shape one party
can't walk and the other one can't even stand up!

JED
Who told you that?

GRANNY
They did.  I've been watching the TV.
The Republicans claim the Democrats are 
dragging their feet.  And, the Democrats
come back and say that the Republicans 
ain't got a leg to stand on.

JED
Granny come election time them two parties
say a lot of things about each other.

Granny
That's why I ain't taking no chances.
I'm tonic n both sides.

JED
I'm glad to see you ain't partial.
I'll say this... You get enough of your tonic
into them two parties this country is gonna have
one ripsnorting election.

TONIC meaning:
 An agent, such as a medication that is supposed to restore or improve health or well-being.
An invigorating, refreshing, or restorative agent or influence:


Let TRUTH be our Tonic.

3rd Dog  

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Wednesday, May 25, 2016

e Comics on The Imitation Game

The Imitation Game

Behind every code is an enigma... and mystery.

Discover who...  I AM   

People breaking the Code

What's The Imitation Game really about? 
Imitate your Creator, then you will enter the mystery.  For the essence of the divine image is action. You should desire the well-being of your fellow creature, eyeing his good fortune benevolently.  You should desire what is right for your fellow; never denigrate him or wish for his disgrace. Just as God desires neither our disgrace nor our suffering, because of our close relationship with him, so you should not desire someone else's disgrace, suffering, or ruin. God does not behave as a human being normally behaves. If one person angers another, even after they reconciled the latter cannot bring himself to love the one who offended him as he loved him before. Yet if you sin and then return to God, your status is higher.  As the saying goes, "Those who return to God occupy a place where even the completely righteous cannot stand."  So when you return to God, and God restores the divine presence to you, his love for you is not the same as before but all the greater.  ...God will increase his compassion, mending us, bringing us closer. This is how you should behave toward your fellow human being.  Do not bear a grudge from the anger you felt.  When you see he wants to make up, be much more compassionate and loving than before. These are some of the qualities by which you resemble your Creator. Exactly as you behave, so it emanates from above. You cause that quality to shine in the world.   - Daniel C. Matt 

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