Tuesday, November 1, 2016

e Comics Tonic from Beverly Hills

Beverly Hillbillies - Tonic

JED
Whatcha cookin Granny?  

GRANNY
Done cooked and cooled.  
That's my spring tonic.  

JED
Hmm, got a dandy head on it this year.
How come you fixed up a big batch?
You fixin' to tonic the whole town of Beverly Hills?

GRANNY
That's just a starter, then I'm gonna
commence on the rest of the country.

JED
Everybody?

GRANNY
No.
Just the Democrats and Republicans.

JED 
They need tonic n do they?

GRANNY
Why Jed they're in such bad shape one party
can't walk and the other one can't even stand up!

JED
Who told you that?

GRANNY
They did.  I've been watching the TV.
The Republicans claim the Democrats are 
dragging their feet.  And, the Democrats
come back and say that the Republicans 
ain't got a leg to stand on.

JED
Granny come election time them two parties
say a lot of things about each other.

Granny
That's why I ain't taking no chances.
I'm tonic n both sides.

JED
I'm glad to see you ain't partial.
I'll say this... You get enough of your tonic
into them two parties this country is gonna have
one ripsnorting election.

TONIC meaning:
 An agent, such as a medication that is supposed to restore or improve health or well-being.
An invigorating, refreshing, or restorative agent or influence:


Let TRUTH be our Tonic.

3rd Dog   
  

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